I never expected this to happen today. BUT IT DID.

haha. went to school to get settle some pw stuff AND SOMEONE DECIDED TO PLAY A PRANK ON ME.

And so i shall give the full details here so u get the full picture:

I was diligently (duh =P) doing my work and all of a sudden i got a message tt reads:

>>> hello junyi. I would like you to know that I really like you :) I hope you would not be too freaked out but i just really had to let u noe.
At this point i was like highly amused n so was zul. but she din leave her no. (using the 8888 function) so i jus cldnt b bothered.

quickly enough, she sent another one tt said:
>>> i would like to give u my number, which is _(tempted to give the no. here so u all cant play any further pranks on other ppl!!! but i m nice & shant)_ I'd understand if you dont wish to talk to me, but I would really like to make friends with you.
And so I was like ... how retarded. it cant b true cos there cant b any1 tt blind or sumthing but i was curious as to hu were so jobless (n immediately somehow shortlisted tt ppl actually) and thus got zul to msg back to play along. cant rmb wat zul actually sent but i think it was to ask her name n ask if she was from rj and even to the extent of asking sex. haha.

>>> My name is Fang Yan. Haha, yes i am a female. Do I sound like a male to you?
And i was like erm ok. and asked how u got my no. asking random qns like tt to try to verify the person. haha.

>>> I obtained it from a copy of your class list (which din sound very believable then) I noticed you that time when your class was having civics with my class. You seemed very knowledgeable.
And i tot it was qte dumb cos i nv did really talked thruout tt extremely dumb civics lesson. And I needed to study. so i din bother to reply. haha.

>>> are you ignoring me?
and so out of pity for their joke to go on i was like fine, i wld reply and thus sent a msg asking random qns again. I was like - so i m supposed to ask qns?

>>> Are u in sch now? we cld hv our first face to face meeting where I would tell you all about myself :)
which sounded so freaky then. and so i ignored it. haha.

and the last few were funny:
>>> I hope you are not angry with me. The silence is threatening and overwhelming.
and i was like crazy person. how could a joke last so long?

And then the person said to meet in canteen, and after tt called me on the fone. And i got zul to pick up. n he said it sounded like dennet yap. but she hung up after tt.

and altho i dont normally divulge her name when i talk about the silly things she does, this time i HAVE TO name & shame her. hoho.

so yes, at dennet's plea, she asked me to go canteen to help her in econs and the library closed then and so i went to accompany zul to eat, ie go library. And we asked her hu's fang yan. i tell u. SHE HAS TO BE THE WORSE ACTRESS EVER EVER EVER. haha. she was like grinning and trying to desperately conceal it. of course. i hv very sharp eyes. so yes. but she refused to say anything. so i decided to pretend i dont noe anything.

and then she decided she detested econs and dont need my help anymore. and so i asked her for help in chem instead - according to her fren rayner i mus b desperate (i shant comment on tt haha) and this resulted in a whole incident of her running ard the canteen pouring water on poor innocent rayner. but of course being the dennet tt she is, she slipped while doing so! haha. But i digress. So then after getting her help in chem, zul n i went to the lower canteen where my bag is n i was abt to go home. so she and her accomplice hu stupidly decided to call me and i got zul to pick up my fone instead. of course zul being very sharp heard dennet saying "i think they can see u" and he saw dnet's accomplice! so presto. mystery solved. very brilliant of zul. haha. but very anti-climax. haha.

IT JUST HAS GOT TO BE DENNET YAP HUI SHAN. And her accomplice hu shall not b named cos i m kind but has her no. stored as secret admirer in my fone from now on tks to zul. haha. BUT it was extremely amusing i guess. for it to happen in the middle of mundane ionic equilibria i guess. haha. and it was also y SOMEBODY wasnt very productive today.

so yes. the stupid things my classmates do. actually i shldnt generalise. my CLASSMATE doeS! can u imagine? she even attempted to change the direction of her smileys and the way she writes. lol.

random. tot i had to share this to warn any future WOULD BE VICTIMS!!! hmph.

haha.

on another note, everyone's mugging so hard! i feel i m making progress. but not good enough progress!

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Edit: It wasnt explicit enough. n miss yap wants it obvious. so here's it -
DENNET YAP HELPED ME IN CHEMISTRY TODAY. i am extremely thankful for her help. thank u dnet. haha. she's very smart. really. haha.

junyi! posted at 8:13 pm.