aha. i shall today, talk about my day at NS MEDICAL CHECK UP. nothing really much to talk about, since roland has covered it so comprehensively and thanks to him i was very much prepared for the check up and was, as usual a walking commentary about the staff, the stations etc.

aha. the ever well-informed junyi.

the problem is ... the radiation killed some of my brain cells so i m not in the mood to study. and it wasted dfjkasdlfj;asdf 7 hours of my life. waiting. stoning. being sucked. being looked at. hahas. and so not studying, with my study plan for the day destroyed (thought i cld come home by 3, ended up home at 1830, with a headache)

well what roland din mention was this jaw xray test that took ONE HOUR OK!!! to wait. and i felt so noob cos they told me to bite the tip, i saw no tip so bit the whole thing. hahas. i cant see y a xray of my jaw has to be taken. and so many other ppl dont. must be cos talk too much so they have to be doubly sure tt the talking does not affect my jaw structure. or maybe the xray was a decoy. it was a machine to make me talk less. like radiate ur mouth. hrm. but i dunno i think if that's the case, it isnt working. or tt my jaw's pretty - so they have to take samples =) yes one hour wasted for that. horrible.

pretty much all the same, though i m still curious what the cough test is for.

BUT BUT BUT i need to come back for another check up. so meanwhile, i m in PES D! but i gotta do a lipid test. and if it's negative i will b back to pes b. aha.

the IQ TEST WAS THE MOST aksfdjlajsdf OF ALL. seriously. it was a) unnecessary. b) questions that have vague instructions.

firstly. seriously, if i cant b bothered and answer the question like anyhow, and based on the test, i like get a 70 for my iq will i be given a pes d, DESPITE the fact tt i m taking a levels.

and it din help i had to wait 2 hours for it.

but the kiasu, rj side in me is pissed with myself for not being able to complete the math!!! haha.

and on questions that had vague instructions.

hrm seriously, i think there r many ways to solve a question. AND for every question i have my own reasons what. so i conclude that the test is inaccurate in the first place.

and right, i thought r u homosexual was a dumb enough question. and it wasnt asked (nash says can tell lah and i agree haha) so there were questions that involves this ball thing floating on the water. so they asked who used more force. like seriously, it depends what. wind conditions, water, time it started etc. they shld have put ceteris peribus or something.

and like to the smallest even no., subtract 2 and use the letter above move 2 steps to the right and key in the number. but like smallest given even no. or like the smallest even no.?

HRM ok i have been rubbishing all the way. IGNORE ME. it is the radiation lah.

but seriously the stupidest question, have you down a similar test before? NO! obviously, no reason to waste 4 hrs of my life. ok lah i heard it's similar to the psc selection thingy. no offence. haha.

aha and a quick check on google yielded results of the cough test!

here's it:
THE COUGH TEST (http://www.menshealth.co.uk/health/doctor/gptests/5/article.php)
WHAT'S IT REALLY CALLED?
This hasn't got a posh medical name.
WHAT'S HE DOING THIS FOR?
Coughing puts a strain on the muscles of your lower abdomen.
WHAT MIGHT IT TURN UP?
A hernia.
This is a weakness of the muscles around the groin - allowing a bit of the gut to bulge through - and can be caused by something as simple as lifting a heavy object.
A cough will encourage the hernia to pop out so the doc can spot it.
This usually works best with you standing up.
And no, it has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with your testicles.

aha. i m enlightened =)

junyi! posted at 8:39 pm.